Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Sudden, passionate rage rarely inspires vacuuming.

8/8/2009
—Rachel
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Streets full of water. Please advise.

8/6/2009
—Robert Benchley

While visiting Venice for the first time, writer and humorist Robert Benchley sent this gag telegram to Harold Ross, his editor at The New Yorker.

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Cyrano gets nosejob. Christian gets denied.

8/3/2009
—Palindrome

See the Wikipedia article on Cyrano de Bergerac.

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Saint Peter turned the Pope away.

8/2/2009
—Amy Goodenough
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He was Romeo. Juliet was laptop.

8/2/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
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“Omgumba? Brrggrrrr? Muchki? AIEEEEEE!!!!!!” Fire discovered.

8/1/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Sink clogged; plumber booked until Monday.

7/31/2009
—Jim Penn
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They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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He rang the Government. Nobody answered.

7/30/2009
—James Hazelden
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Carrot bomb. Victims suffer improved eyesight.

7/30/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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Time travel discovered. This story prevented.

7/29/2009
—Dan Kramer
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Sunburnt Batman. Identity compromised sans cowl.

7/27/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

A cowl refers to a cloak or hood, such as Batman’s helmet.

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Everyone exhales simultaneously. Hurricane breaks records.

7/26/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Holden, seeking anonymity, is now Fred.

7/26/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Straw to another, “Suck it up!”

7/26/2009
—khowey
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