Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

I Cooked. Forgot. Overcooked. Ordered out.

1/20/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 2 Comments

Havana’s no place for hockey, coach.

1/20/2009
—Nicholas Weinstock.
Source - No Comments

Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?

1/19/2009
—Joey
6 Comments

Tipped the cow; tipped the butcher.

1/19/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Socks, sandals, wintry mix. Instantly regretted.

1/17/2009
—Sean Brogan
2 Comments

Played the word Scrabble; Irony disappointing.

1/17/2009
—Mike Citera
7 Comments

Swallowed pills. Put on glasses. Shit!

1/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Dorothy: “Fuck it, I’ll stay here.”

1/13/2009
—Steven Meretzky
Source - 18 Comments

Eyeballed me, killed him. Slight exaggeration.

1/12/2009
—Irvine Welsh
Source - 3 Comments

Nessie discovered. Bigfoot jealous. Press Conference!

1/10/2009
—Nate Brown
12 Comments

Letter to Hell: she misspelled “Santa.”

1/10/2009
—Pete Berg
11 Comments

Fear! Panic! Discovery: just a mouse.

1/10/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 3 Comments

“You? Her? No dice, fat boy.”

1/8/2009
—Pinckney Benedict
Source - 5 Comments

Satan—Jehovah—fifteen rounds. A draw.

1/8/2009
—Norman Mailer
Source - 7 Comments

“Forgive me!” “What for?” “Never mind.”

1/8/2009
—John Updike
Source - 8 Comments