Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Loved her enough to pretend otherwise.

8/12/2010
—Eric Hsieh
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Man survives Pearl Harbor; buys Toyota.

8/11/2010
—Dill Carver
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Quit coffee: short nails, shorter fuse.

8/10/2010
—Lisa
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Bought monkey a typewriter. Awaiting Bible.

8/1/2010
—Loon
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Fatty looks full. Dietician is missing.

7/31/2010
—Archduke Lenin the Unready
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Madman turns genius after making profits.

7/30/2010
—Johnny Sittisin
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Over-budget temple contractor shortens his chortens.

7/29/2010
—Prattle Assassin

A chorten is a ceremonial structure containing Buddhist relics, better known as a stupa.

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Right place. Right time. Wrong dimension.

7/28/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Emo totally devastated by spilt milk.

7/28/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Medicated Hamlet makes boring ass play.

7/28/2010
—d.s. robinette
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Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

7/27/2010
—Bren Mccullough
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PRINT “Hello, world.” Goodbye, social life.

7/24/2010
—Pritchard

A “Hello World” program is a simple computer program which prints out “Hello World.” on a display device. It is used in many introductory tutorials for teaching a programming language.

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Family reunion. Here’s your name tag.

7/24/2010
—K
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Shipwrecked. Canned food! No can opener.

7/23/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Scuffed knees, runny nose, unconditional laundry.

7/23/2010
—Neila Mezynski
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