Archive of articles classified as' "Crime"

My father still has my virginity.

8/15/2010
—S.

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Murder weapon found, reward for owner.

8/15/2010
—M.Z.Newcomb

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Stretchered out: arsonist. Accelerant: too effective.

8/12/2010
—Matt S.

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Loved her enough to pretend otherwise.

8/12/2010
—Eric Hsieh

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Check bounced. So did his head.

8/9/2010
—Nathan Billington

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Ambulances in Sicilian cross; 4 DOAs.

7/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Murder weapon found, reward for owner.

6/1/2010
—M.Z.Newcomb

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Man steals some watches. Gets time.

4/30/2010
—Bogusky

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Father murdered for inheritance. Market crashed.

4/30/2010
—Sanket Rathod

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Iced the dame. Knew too much.

4/18/2010

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Co-ed learns professors can rape, too.

4/16/2010
—Jeff Brown

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Falling snow erases more than footprints.

4/15/2010
—Amy

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Following take-off, engine fails. Automatic promotion!

3/18/2010
—GCH

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Tony squealed. Last mistake he made…

3/1/2010
—John Othello

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Robbing the cradle, “daughter not granddaughter…”

2/20/2010
—Benny

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