Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Twins?! Kidnappers’ ransom demand: other son.

10/6/2009
—Charlie
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Child support? Fuck that. Maury time.

10/5/2009
—AHC
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Suicide attempt. Gun misfires. Heart too.

10/5/2009
—Pro B
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Cough. Hack. Wheeze. Wretch. Die. …twitch.

9/30/2009
—Stephanie
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“No smoking on Hindenburg. DON’T LIGHT…”

9/27/2009
—Danarama
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Parachute sale: used once, never opened.

9/27/2009
—Brad
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Plummeting in pieces. Damn upward-ejecting helicopters!

9/26/2009
—Harsch Kothari
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Man-eating dust mites! Man bites dust.

9/24/2009
—Angel Zapata
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Meteor misses. World ends less quickly.

9/23/2009
—Andy Wicks
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Lightning strikes graveyard. Defibrillation occurs. Run!

9/18/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Motto: “Carpe Diem”. Also last words.

9/18/2009
—Ganesh Nair

“Carpe Diem” is latin for “Seize the day.”

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Lucky break: pigs will eat ANYTHING.

9/17/2009
—Joe Wallace
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Last human survives. Tweets; no replies.

9/15/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Unstable velocity attained. Gears melted. Shit.

9/15/2009
—Dangerwoman
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Wanted world. Got world plus lupus.

9/14/2009
—Smith Magazine
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