Archive of articles classified as' "Death"

Seven dead explorers. Snake slithers away.

1/19/2011
—Falgony
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Geniuses executed in the smouldering libraries.

1/11/2011
—David The Alchemist
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Owner died. Dog pined. Cat dined.

12/29/2010
—David
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Lived to write. Left suicide note.

12/29/2010
—Ellen
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Most likely to succeed shot himself.

12/28/2010
—Loveall
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Too proud. Did operation himself. Dead.

12/28/2010
—Thomas Wykes
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The bear ate. The hiker didn’t.

12/27/2010
—Marty Schoenleber
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Never forget…me……my………love……………flatline………………

12/26/2010
—Wendy Toney
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His last words were “I’m innocent.”

12/22/2010
—Claire
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Ventriloquist attends a funeral. Hilarity ensues.

11/8/2010
—Carson
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Optimist drowns in half full bathtub.

11/3/2010
—Shaina
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“I’ll quit tomorrow,” then he died.

8/27/2010
—d.s. robinette
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Proud man dies of crow allergy.

8/27/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Boy met girl. Girl met bus.

8/26/2010
—Jennifer
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Dead man lost. Flies will find.

8/23/2010
—D. Lish
4 Comments