Archive of articles classified as' "Failure"

All her life: half a house.

1/30/2009
—Jamie O’Neill
Source - 3 Comments

She’s in labor. He’s in traffic.

1/23/2009
—Foje
1 Comment

Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown
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Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively.

1/7/2009
—Pete Anderson
Source - 10 Comments

Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.

12/29/2008
—William Shatner
Source - 70 Comments