Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Found Pig; Applied Lipstick. Still Pig.

2/4/2011
—Hector William Holland

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Pyrophobe blows out candle. Also nyctophobic.

1/30/2011
—Alison M.

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Ran behind a car. Got Exhausted.

1/25/2011
—Dylan Gilbertson

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Emo cowboys draw weapons, shoot themselves.

1/24/2011
—Stephanie

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Buried father today. He isn’t amused.

1/22/2011
—Mark Anthony

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Three blind mice. One happy cat.

1/20/2011
—Dylan Gilbertson

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Class reunion. Not invited, no class.

1/3/2011
—Tori K

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Love at first sight. Stalking conviction.

1/2/2011
—@Teowulf

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Nomad meets Gypsy. They both settle.

1/1/2011
—Cameron Graham

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Daughter marries; assumes parents done parenting.

12/31/2010
—Gary McIntosh

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“Poignant,” in Southern drawl. Movie ruined.

12/28/2010
—Jacob

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It sounded better seventeen hotdogs ago.

12/26/2010
—Eric Berg

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New stylist. New Cut. New hat.

12/25/2010
—Alice Davis

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He left her eating ice-cream, deserted.

12/25/2010
—Beth Lewis

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Long Night. Tossed, turned. Longer day.

12/24/2010
—Theresa Bush

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