Archive of articles classified as' "Mistake"

Leia: “Baby’s yours.” Luke: “Bad news…”

2/18/2009
—Steven Meretzky
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Hung jury compromises. Innocent gets hung.

2/16/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

They suck, Pete Best consoled himself.

2/15/2009
—Michael Levy

(Pete Best was the original drummer of the Beatles, who famously quit the band shortly before they hit it big.)

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Darn, hired undercover cop hitman. Refund?

2/15/2009
—Lynn Kubota
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Discovered cure. Celebrated. Forgot the formula.

2/13/2009
—The Raffish Dandy
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New car! Celebration drink! License lost.

2/12/2009
—Gary Carpmail
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A basket, a child, a note.

2/11/2009
—Atom
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Crap! I shot the wrong twin!

2/8/2009
—Gerald So
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Prized peony. Weed whacker. Ignorance defense?

2/7/2009
—Laraine Crampton

(A peony is a type of ornamental red or pink flower.)

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1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!

2/5/2009
—Michael Moorcock
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12:01AM: Injection administered. Elsewhere: deathbed confession…

2/4/2009
—B.G. Ritts
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“Who’re you?” said the dead atheist.

2/2/2009
—Danny Birt
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Studied all night. Slept through test.

2/2/2009
—Ray
5 Comments

Fell asleep on subway. Awoke: Nebraska?!

2/1/2009
—Nate Brown
7 Comments

What do you mean, “No parachutes.”?

1/31/2009
—Scott Minkin
3 Comments