Archive of articles classified as' "Morbid"

Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.

3/5/2009
—Eileen Gunn
Source - 3 Comments

Deadline. Blank page. Bloody bathtub. In..spir..a..tio…

2/23/2009
—Steve Zagieboylo
2 Comments

Elderly spinster. Seven cats. No body.

2/19/2009
—Sarah
5 Comments

Manatees frolic near motorboats! Accidental bloodbath.

1/21/2009
—Pete Berg
2 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
2 Comments

Kirby had never eaten toes before.

1/17/2009
—Kevin Smith
7 Comments

“Amputation complete!” “Um…Doctor…wrong leg.”

1/15/2009
—Pete Berg
8 Comments

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.

1/10/2009
—Frank Miller
Source - 7 Comments

I went clubbing. Softest coat ever.

1/9/2009
—Sean Brogan
27 Comments