Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Brake line cut. Chauffeur’s day off.

2/18/2009
—Stephen Allan
Source - 2 Comments

Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu— no carrier.

2/17/2009
—Charles Stross
Source - 7 Comments

Checked Facebook. Apparently we broke up.

2/12/2009
—Tom
Source - 9 Comments

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

2/7/2009
—Kyle
Source - 3 Comments

Tick tock tick tock tick tick.

2/4/2009
—Neal Stephenson
Source - 6 Comments

Jumps in rain puddle. No bottom.

2/4/2009
—Brice Shultz
4 Comments

“Harold, long time, why the dress?”

2/3/2009
—Sam Martin
3 Comments

“Who’re you?” said the dead atheist.

2/2/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 6 Comments

Fell asleep on subway. Awoke: Nebraska?!

2/1/2009
—Nate Brown
7 Comments

What do you mean, “No parachutes.”?

1/31/2009
—Scott Minkin
3 Comments

Old friends. Alzheimer’s disease. New friends!

1/28/2009
—K. Joseph Johnson
4 Comments

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.

1/25/2009
—David Brin
Source - 8 Comments

Bad brakes discovered at high speed.

1/24/2009
—J. Baumeister
4 Comments

Married a woman; divorced a man.

1/23/2009
—Sean Brogan
6 Comments

Decapitation momentarily postponed whilst executioners deliberate.

1/11/2009
—Sean Brogan
3 Comments