Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
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Took EC. Six weeks, no blood…

7/7/2009
—Sara N.

E.C. stands for Emergency Contraception — often known as the “Morning After Pill.”

6 Comments

Mistakenly assumed movement-based vision. Being digested.

7/4/2009
—Tristan Armil
3 Comments

Seeker fails. Hider starves to death.

7/2/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Made a mistake, in permanent marker.

7/1/2009
—T.win
2 Comments

Election. Relocation. Expenses. Allowances. Journalists. Resignations.

6/22/2009
—Gareth Leyshon
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Naphthalene ball. Press. Yuck! Lizard egg.

6/21/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

Naphthalene balls are better known as moth balls.

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21st birthday morning after… anus hurts?

6/21/2009
—Pejamus
3 Comments

Father’s Day ruined as orphans protest.

6/21/2009
—Grant Kreider
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Colour blindness. Traffic Signal. Total blindness.

6/14/2009
—Sourav Roy
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Things were good. Then came Man.

6/13/2009
—Rindo R.
6 Comments

Guessed Gemini. Score! Multiple personalities. Fail!

6/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
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“Breath-holding…world……record………two…………seconds…………away……………………………”

6/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Smart. Handsome. Funny. Member of NAMBLA?!

6/10/2009
—Palindrome

NAMBLA refers to the North American Man-Boy Love Association.

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Popped. Couldn’t stop. Chronic heart disease.

6/9/2009
—Luke Surl
1 Comment