Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Decorator needed urgently. Parents return soon!

2/16/2009
—Jennifer Turner
Source - 3 Comments

Shortsighted surgeon sued by former baritone.

2/15/2009
—Henry Radcliffe
Source - 1 Comment

Discovered cure. Celebrated. Forgot the formula.

2/13/2009
—The Raffish Dandy
Source - 5 Comments

New car! Celebration drink! License lost.

2/12/2009
—Gary Carpmail
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Pound dog. Home dog. Pound dog.

2/11/2009
—Anonymous
1 Comment

Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.

2/10/2009
—Andrew
5 Comments

Advertisement: X-Ray Specs! …Gave strangers cancer.

2/8/2009
—Jim Cartwright
1 Comment

Crap! I shot the wrong twin!

2/8/2009
—Gerald So
Source - 2 Comments

Prized peony. Weed whacker. Ignorance defense?

2/7/2009
—Laraine Crampton

(A peony is a type of ornamental red or pink flower.)

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Perfect robbery. Perfect getaway. Rotten traffic!

2/3/2009
—John Weagly
Source - 6 Comments

“Who’re you?” said the dead atheist.

2/2/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 6 Comments

Studied all night. Slept through test.

2/2/2009
—Ray
5 Comments

Fell asleep on subway. Awoke: Nebraska?!

2/1/2009
—Nate Brown
7 Comments

Reversing. Bump… Bump… Damn Dog. Divorce.

1/29/2009
—Abdullah
6 Comments

Bad credit, no problem! …Wait, problem.

1/29/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments