New One Law of Robotics: KILL!

2/6/2009
—Pete Berg
1 Comment

Drunk driver, wrong lane: Mother screams.

2/6/2009
—Scott Eric Kaufman
Source - 4 Comments

Newspapers go online. Birdcage is filthy.

2/6/2009
—Danny Sanchez
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Good government. Good government. Sit. Stay.

2/6/2009
—G. M. Harding Institute
7 Comments

Houseplant died. So did our friendship.

2/5/2009
—ranaverde
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Redneck surgeon: “Pass the duct tape.”

2/5/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 5 Comments

Three people. Two chairs. Silent stares.

2/5/2009
—thisdamselflies
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1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!

2/5/2009
—Michael Moorcock
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12:01AM: Injection administered. Elsewhere: deathbed confession…

2/4/2009
—B.G. Ritts
Source - 1 Comment

Tick tock tick tock tick tick.

2/4/2009
—Neal Stephenson
Source - 7 Comments

Viagra! Four hours later, consulted physician.

2/4/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Jumps in rain puddle. No bottom.

2/4/2009
—Brice Shultz
4 Comments

Perfect robbery. Perfect getaway. Rotten traffic!

2/3/2009
—John Weagly
Source - 6 Comments

“Harold, long time, why the dress?”

2/3/2009
—Sam Martin
3 Comments

Clones demand rights: second Emancipation Proclamation.

2/3/2009
—Paul Di Filippo
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