Manatees frolic near motorboats! Accidental bloodbath.

1/21/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

The burning Mona Lisa finally frowned.

1/21/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
3 Comments

Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown
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This Side Up; realized too late.

1/20/2009
—djay
2 Comments

“Welcome to Moeshe Christiansen’s Bar Mitzvah.”

1/20/2009
—Andrea Seigel
Source - 2 Comments

Debates have rules. This was war.

1/20/2009
—J David
Source - 2 Comments

I Cooked. Forgot. Overcooked. Ordered out.

1/20/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 2 Comments

Havana’s no place for hockey, coach.

1/20/2009
—Nicholas Weinstock.
Source - No Comments

Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?

1/19/2009
—Joey
6 Comments

Tipped the cow; tipped the butcher.

1/19/2009
—Sean Brogan
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“What’s for dinner?” “Us, I believe.”

1/19/2009
—Harry Hoover
2 Comments

Mother’s-milk. Ribena. Tetley’s. Chibuku-Shake-Shake. Complan. Morphine.

1/18/2009
—Marina Lewycka
Source - 5 Comments

“Oh, Rita.” “Oh, Ralph.” “…Ralph?” “…Shit.”

1/18/2009
—Daniel Hawking
7 Comments

Cry river. Build bridge. Jump off.

1/18/2009
—Brad Milison
6 Comments