K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 – Closed Casket

1/17/2009
—Richard K. Morgan
7 Comments

Kirby had never eaten toes before.

1/17/2009
—Kevin Smith
10 Comments

Socks, sandals, wintry mix. Instantly regretted.

1/17/2009
—Sean Brogan
2 Comments

Played the word Scrabble; Irony disappointing.

1/17/2009
—Mike Citera
7 Comments

He married a foreigner for simplicity.

1/16/2009
—Paul
4 Comments

Horny professor. Failing coed. No tenure.

1/16/2009
—Sue Grafton

Title: “A Short History of Academia”

Source - 1 Comment

Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.

1/16/2009
—Charles Stross
Source - 8 Comments

I saw. I conquered. Couldn’t come.

1/16/2009
—David Lodge
Source - 4 Comments

Swallowed pills. Put on glasses. Shit!

1/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

We went solar; sun went nova.

1/15/2009
—Ken MacLeod
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“Amputation complete!” “Um…Doctor…wrong leg.”

1/15/2009
—Pete Berg
8 Comments

I ignored Mom. Got raped. Disappeared.

1/15/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
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One bullet. Two enemies. Above: chandelier.

1/14/2009
—Sean Brogan
7 Comments

Found the bouquet in the garbage.

1/14/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 5 Comments

Served the pie, watched him die.

1/14/2009
—Maggie O'Farrell
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