I am Jedi! Wait…automatic doors…

1/21/2010
—JC
2 Comments

Genius born. Drunk driver. Genius lost.

1/20/2010
—Loza
9 Comments

4+ hours. Called Pfizer. Busy signal…

1/20/2010
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

For sale: indoor trapeze, cemetery plots.

1/20/2010
—Bella Stander
1 Comment

He loved her. She loved Jesus.

1/20/2010
—@Teowulf
7 Comments

Prozac ruins Leonard Cohen’s songwriting career.

1/18/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Slinky plus escalator. Never ending JOY!

1/16/2010
—Danielle
3 Comments

Ambulance engine died: so did patient.

1/16/2010
—John Tuinema
1 Comment

Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
1 Comment

Wife leaves husband. Genital warts remain.

1/15/2010
—David Carpenter
No Comments

Building codes greatly admired after earthquake.

1/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
No Comments

Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant
3 Comments

Finally, phone rings. She squeals! …Telemarketer.

1/9/2010
—Adam
2 Comments

Two fifths. One dick. Three cribs.

1/9/2010
—Justin
4 Comments

Found at crime scene: gun, Bible.

1/9/2010
—Austin Wilson
No Comments