Guilty beyond all doubt. Plead insanity.

1/8/2010
—Austin Wilson
No Comments

She was plain. He was drunk.

1/8/2010
—@Teowulf
No Comments

The Sun explodes; eight minutes left.

1/8/2010
—Maximus
3 Comments

Claws at dirt. Free. Thinks: Brains!

1/6/2010
—Terrell Garrett
3 Comments

Blind man sees light, gouges eyes.

1/6/2010
—Matthew Conrad
2 Comments

Sniper aims; sees bullet through scope.

1/4/2010
—Michael
4 Comments

Consciousness fades, watching my headless corpse.

1/3/2010
—Colin
3 Comments

Stardom, money, power, everything. Except you.

1/3/2010
—Ben Clark
9 Comments

Sixteen month romance. She was gay.

1/3/2010
—klovyz
1 Comment

Grassroots effort. Rally’s over. Now what?

1/2/2010
—John Rea-Hedrick
2 Comments

Honeymoon. Fun compatibility test. Bad answers.

1/1/2010
—Christopher Richardson
1 Comment

Blind knife thrower seeking new assistant.

1/1/2010
—Kelsey2
1 Comment

“It’s me or the needle. Choose.”

1/1/2010
—Mark McAuliffe
1 Comment

Siamese twins. One Ass. Sibling gay.

12/31/2009
—Yeshwant
9 Comments

One fish in aquarium ill. All die.

12/31/2009
—Odin Ozdil
5 Comments