Attempting haiku: / septendesyllabism / constrains my efforts.

1/26/2010
—Will Raymer

(Haiku are seventeen-syllable poems, usually in a 5-7-5 grouping. Septende- is the prefix for seventeen.)

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Murdered…Revived as a Ghost…Revenge!

1/25/2010
—cute n clever
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Stuck in tiny ball, Charmander plotted.

1/25/2010
—Stephy Monster
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No coloring book. White walls. Art!

1/25/2010
—Sarah Anne
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Lesbian vampire: “See you next month.”

1/24/2010
—Eroticpanda
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Swine flu traps Big Bad Wolf.

1/24/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Atheist. Struck by lightning…twice? Baptist.

1/24/2010
—Mike Lurie
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Cunning terrorist only uses red wires.

1/23/2010
—Ben Ng
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Optimist drowned in half full bathtub.

1/23/2010
—American Dad
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Fat. Drugs. Skinny. Rehab. …Fat again.

1/23/2010
—Rustan Crane
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Coma. 20 years. Awake! Divorced… Suicide.

1/22/2010
—Ben Ng
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Befriended tycoon. Married. Murdered. Now heiress.

1/22/2010
—Neelmani Bhatia
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Seven-shooter surprises Arnold the Kid.

1/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Didn’t fall in love. You pushed.

1/21/2010
—Emily
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Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw
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