Saw ghost in mirror. Turned. Died.

8/9/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
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Dripping forearm… cats don’t like manicures.

8/9/2009
—Rahel
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She tickled, caressed, then shot him.

8/9/2009
—Stephen Buehler
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Montmartre bar — she’s a he. Merde!

8/8/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Sudden, passionate rage rarely inspires vacuuming.

8/8/2009
—Rachel
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Two cars. Four bottles. Six dead.

8/8/2009
—Regina Krah
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“The money’s mine. The bullet’s yours.”

8/7/2009
—Gary Bush
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“Welcome back, Charlie.” BANG! “Missed you.”

8/7/2009
—Jenna Kidwell
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‘Fine.’ A lie defining her life.

8/7/2009
—Lyndsey Yingst
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She wept. They acquitted. I’m free.

8/6/2009
—Dale Abrams
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Streets full of water. Please advise.

8/6/2009
—Robert Benchley

While visiting Venice for the first time, writer and humorist Robert Benchley sent this gag telegram to Harold Ross, his editor at The New Yorker.

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LOVELY SPRING WEATHER BUBONIC PLAGUE RAGING

8/6/2009
—Evelyn Waugh

Except from a telegram in the book Scoop by Evelyn Waugh, published in 1938.

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Big bang. No God. Fadeout. End.

8/5/2009
—Stephen Baxter
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As she fell, her mind wandered.

8/5/2009
—Rebecca Miller
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Tossed remorselessly, whiffle balls sure hurt.

8/5/2009
—J.T. LeRoy
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