Remove warning labels. Survival of fittest.

5/29/2009
—bluemanrocks
4 Comments

Radio static . . . nothing . . . then a voice.

5/28/2009
—Ellie B.
3 Comments

Visits graveyard. Reads name: His own.

5/28/2009
—ringholm
2 Comments

Enter serial killer. Lady? Watching serial.

5/28/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
1 Comment

Trying to concentrate. Ooh, a kitty!

5/27/2009
—Riley
2 Comments

Thugs chase. GPS Specialist takes shortcut.

5/27/2009
—Sourav Roy
1 Comment

Proved God’s non-existence. Drowning proved innocence.

5/27/2009
—Donnie
1 Comment

Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

5/26/2009
—Mike
1 Comment

Sixteenth death. Cops clueless. Murderer formless.

5/26/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
3 Comments

Woman cheats. She lies. Takes alimony.

5/26/2009
—Folabi
2 Comments

Jumped off skyscraper, discovered couldn’t die.

5/25/2009
—Brice Shultz
1 Comment

Heisenberg was lost – irony was not.

5/25/2009
—Scott Stokes

Werner Heisenberg is famous for the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, the quantum physics theory that we can never know the true location of a particle.

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Stray dog looks friendly! Goodbye hand.

5/24/2009
—A. Baldwin
3 Comments

Skipped class to study. Pop quiz!

5/24/2009
—EJ
4 Comments

She had more dresses than occasions.

5/24/2009
—Ellie B.
1 Comment