Pianist…!? Poet…!? Rrrrring! Dream Over. Accountant.

5/23/2009
—tokyo
1 Comment

First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey
2 Comments

Dusty archive. Einstein’s original notebook. E=MC^3?!

5/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “I’m sterile.”

5/22/2009
—Leslie (:
1 Comment

Lips, breasts, ass….and Adam’s Apple?

5/22/2009
—khowey
2 Comments

Extra Extra: Humpty Dumpty was “pushed!”

5/22/2009
—Isaac W.
2 Comments

Water. Pain. Screams. Knife. Babe. Mother.

5/21/2009
—Billyziege
1 Comment

“Instant nose jobs!” Pinocchio becomes lawyer.

5/21/2009
—Arvind
8 Comments

Studied forever for final. Forgot alarm.

5/21/2009
—Rose
3 Comments

Noah gathers all animals. Unicorns decline.

5/20/2009
—Donnie
13 Comments

Estate sale: One almost bulletproof vest.

5/20/2009
—Walter Piel
3 Comments

Walking home. Pothole. Tripped. HEADLIGHTS! Darkness.

5/20/2009
—Sinanzee
2 Comments

Time-travelling amnesiac chased, caught, meets self.

5/19/2009
—ringholm
6 Comments

Thursday happy hour! Friday professional malpractice.

5/19/2009
—mkd
3 Comments

Secular parents tsk at child’s ascension.

5/19/2009
—Ellis
4 Comments