Ceased existing. Time-travelled. Killed parents.

5/18/2009
—Donnie
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Grab my sock. I said, “sock.”

5/17/2009
—T.win
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Thalassophobic, loved sailing with Captain Morgan.

5/17/2009
—McDaniel

Thalassophobic refers to someone who has an excessive fear of seas or oceans or other large bodies of water. Captain Morgan’s is a popular brand of rum.

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The tooth fairy’s favorite holiday? Halloween.

5/17/2009
—EJ
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Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.

5/16/2009
—A. Baldwin
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Digging hole to China! Emerge…..Pacific???

5/16/2009
—Pete Berg
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Bitter mortician takes back fiance’s ring.

5/16/2009
—Ellis
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Studying Tabula Rasa. Amnesia. Square one.

5/15/2009
—Lee Michael Stein

Tabula rasa (Latin: blank slate) refers to the theory that individuals are born without built-in / genetic mental content and that their knowledge comes entirely from experience and sensory perception. Proponents of the tabula rasa thesis favor the “nurture” side of the nature versus nurture debate.

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“These paintings kind of suck, Adolf.”

5/15/2009
—Jarrid Deaton

Adolf Hitler was an avid painter. He also didn’t take well to criticism.

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She says no. He uses force.

5/15/2009
—Katie
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Married for money, divorced for love.

5/14/2009
—Damien
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I’ve GAINED weight?! Oh… “Dryclean Only.”

5/14/2009
—Meghan Strain
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I love… is that a meteor?

5/14/2009
—Matt
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Church destroyed in fire. Nun dead.

5/13/2009
—"The" Ryan
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Open box. Step outside. Bigger box.

5/13/2009
—alan405
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