“Adam, you love me?” “Who else??”

5/13/2009
—Rahul Jiresal
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Put on hat. Trapped a bee!

5/12/2009
—Peter Keller
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Careful…careful,careful,careful…ok….. STOP!!

5/11/2009
—Riff and Darren
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8th day – God makes genital herpes.

5/11/2009
—khowey
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Starts crash diet. Assassin doesn’t recognise.

5/11/2009
—Sourav Roy
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Voted Bush Twice. Home was foreclosed.

5/10/2009
—Obso1337
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Shopping list oversight. New baby sister.

5/10/2009
—Dan Goodwin
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Sneezed hard! Toupee gone. Date left.

5/10/2009
—FenwayKev
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Native American? Here, have a bedsheet.

5/9/2009
—Rusdy
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Yankees cap at Fenway — “Homeland Security!!!!”

5/9/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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We all prayed. God just laughed.

5/9/2009
—regeamor
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Improv class. My mind goes blank.

5/8/2009
—sage
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House for sale, memories not included.

5/8/2009
—Chris Nowak
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Sodium pentathol: poor substitute for roofies.

5/8/2009
—Kathleen

Sodium pentathol is most used as a “truth serum” — once injected, subjects are unable to lie. It is also part of lethal injection doses and used as a euthanasia agent. Roofies, of course, are best known as the “date rape drug.”

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Mr. Ed stops talking. Elmer’s Glue.

5/7/2009
—Ben Long
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