First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky

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Lost my wallet, found my desires.

3/10/2011
—Devendra Surolia

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Found Pig; Applied Lipstick. Still Pig.

2/4/2011
—Hector William Holland

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Window shattered. Intruder shot. Keys found.

2/3/2011
—Alison M.

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Princess found. Red mushroom sales down.

1/2/2011
—A J Allan

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Robot invasion?! Oh, found Off switch.

12/23/2010
—Phillip Goldfarb

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Found heaven. No smoking. Check please.

12/9/2010
—Jeff Moulton

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Cure Found! Five years too late…

11/11/2010
—Kate Gecko

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Lost in fantasy, found in prison.

8/18/2010
—Bri

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Murder weapon found, reward for owner.

8/15/2010
—M.Z.Newcomb

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Murder weapon found, reward for owner.

6/1/2010
—M.Z.Newcomb

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Personality found in bottle of Jager.

4/26/2010
—jonek

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Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban

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Through mud, under bullets, found freedom.

3/17/2010
—Conrad Panganiban

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Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith

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