Personality found in bottle of Jager.

4/26/2010
—jonek
1 Comment

Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban
3 Comments

Through mud, under bullets, found freedom.

3/17/2010
—Conrad Panganiban
8 Comments

Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith
1 Comment

Found: two swimsuits next to river.

3/9/2010
—David Hampson
3 Comments

1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.

3/9/2010
—Keith
6 Comments

Vibrator found! Roommate’s. Mike’s my roommate.

3/3/2010
—JM
1 Comment

Found true love, 857 miles away…

2/22/2010
—Phil
3 Comments

Cheshire found dead, Schrödinger found guilty.

2/17/2010
—Spencer
6 Comments

Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant
3 Comments

Found at crime scene: gun, Bible.

1/9/2010
—Austin Wilson
No Comments

Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
2 Comments

The dyslexic atheist never found dog.

11/7/2009
—Chris Pollay
10 Comments

Guitarist found stroking A minor. Acquitted.

11/2/2009
—Charlie
4 Comments

Kidnapped baby found dead. Million gone.

10/16/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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