Found heaven. No smoking. Check please.

12/9/2010
—Jeff Moulton
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Cloning? No such thing. Nice mirror.

9/20/2010
—Sean Brogan
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Shipwrecked. Canned food! No can opener.

7/23/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Underwater. No way out. Reluctantly inhale.

7/23/2010
—EL
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“End,” said God. No more Universe.

5/1/2010
—Satish
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Yoga instructor farts. No inner peace.

4/28/2010
—Elizabeth Avery
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God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-

3/26/2010
—disasterpiece
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Calvin plus Ritalin equals no Hobbes.

3/20/2010
—Luke Surl
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“No, that’s my time machine, imposter.”

3/12/2010
—David J. Griffin
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“Do I look fat?” Yes! “No.”

11/25/2009
—Charlie
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Good news: No boyfriend. Bad: Fiancee.

8/23/2009
—Zivlok
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E.T. phoned home. No one answered.

8/19/2009
—Hector Poole
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“Kiss me, Hardy?” “No chance, Laurel!”

8/17/2009
—Tony Hawkes

Laurel and Hardy were a famous (male) comedy duo.

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Big bang. No God. Fadeout. End.

8/5/2009
—Stephen Baxter
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First billboard on Mars: “NO MAGNETS.”

8/1/2009
—Tim Melia

(Mars does not have a planetary magnetic field.)

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