Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Murder weapon found, reward for owner.

8/15/2010
—M.Z.Newcomb
1 Comment

Eat nothing. Look thin. Feel fat.

8/14/2010
—Miles O'Keefe
1 Comment

Trapped, tied down, breeze, freed…balloon.

8/14/2010
—BethanM
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Pandora opened his box. How unfortunate.

8/14/2010
—Nickl
5 Comments

Country made revolver. Revolver made country.

8/13/2010
—Shifa Maitra
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Traffic blocked ambulance arrives too late.

8/13/2010
—Loksi57
1 Comment

Modelling Union: first meeting at buffet.

8/13/2010
—Richard E. Bowness
1 Comment

Everyone mocks Scoff Drops™ inventor –- initially.

8/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Stretchered out: arsonist. Accelerant: too effective.

8/12/2010
—Matt S.
1 Comment

Loved her enough to pretend otherwise.

8/12/2010
—Eric Hsieh
15 Comments

“1 + 1” … “-1” … “= 0.5”

8/11/2010
—M. Fallon
5 Comments

Man survives Pearl Harbor; buys Toyota.

8/11/2010
—Dill Carver
1 Comment

Quit coffee: short nails, shorter fuse.

8/10/2010
—Lisa
1 Comment

Epitaph: Anti-abortion Activist. Died in Childbirth.

8/10/2010
—Pam Smith
2 Comments

Old friends. One time hook-up. Acquaintances.

8/10/2010
—joss
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