Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Critic dead. Novel unpublished. Lucky escape.

8/2/2009
—James Hazelden
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“Omgumba? Brrggrrrr? Muchki? AIEEEEEE!!!!!!” Fire discovered.

8/1/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Skydiving!! Now what did I forg-

8/1/2009
—Lars
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First billboard on Mars: “NO MAGNETS.”

8/1/2009
—Tim Melia

(Mars does not have a planetary magnetic field.)

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Sink clogged; plumber booked until Monday.

7/31/2009
—Jim Penn
8 Comments

They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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Dog playing dead. Whoops––not playing!

7/31/2009
—Lisa
5 Comments

He rang the Government. Nobody answered.

7/30/2009
—James Hazelden
12 Comments

Carrot bomb. Victims suffer improved eyesight.

7/30/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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“Exploding cigar, hah, we’ll see about………………………”

7/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
14 Comments

Sex is overrated. Life disappears. Whoops.

7/29/2009
—Bando
19 Comments

Keys locked inside the car. Shit.

7/29/2009
—Kenn Hoekstra
173 Comments

Time travel discovered. This story prevented.

7/29/2009
—Dan Kramer
29 Comments

Met. Kissed. Loved. Married. Divorced. Met.

7/28/2009
—Bonnie
6 Comments

Moonlighting fire chief destroys fire station.

7/28/2009
—Vanchisel
3 Comments