Archive of published articles on July, 2009

Sink clogged; plumber booked until Monday.

7/31/2009
—Jim Penn
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They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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Dog playing dead. Whoops––not playing!

7/31/2009
—Lisa
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He rang the Government. Nobody answered.

7/30/2009
—James Hazelden
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Carrot bomb. Victims suffer improved eyesight.

7/30/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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“Exploding cigar, hah, we’ll see about………………………”

7/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Sex is overrated. Life disappears. Whoops.

7/29/2009
—Bando
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Keys locked inside the car. Shit.

7/29/2009
—Kenn Hoekstra
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7/29/2009

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Time travel discovered. This story prevented.

7/29/2009
—Dan Kramer
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Met. Kissed. Loved. Married. Divorced. Met.

7/28/2009
—Bonnie
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Moonlighting fire chief destroys fire station.

7/28/2009
—Vanchisel
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Horses gone missing. Apocalypse called off.

7/28/2009
—Pro B
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Sunburnt Batman. Identity compromised sans cowl.

7/27/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

A cowl refers to a cloak or hood, such as Batman’s helmet.

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I’m awake. But yesterday, I died.

7/27/2009
—Lenny
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