Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

“Oh, Rita.” “Oh, Ralph.” “…Ralph?” “…Shit.”

1/18/2009
—Daniel Hawking
7 Comments

Horny professor. Failing coed. No tenure.

1/16/2009
—Sue Grafton

Title: “A Short History of Academia”

Source - 1 Comment

Swallowed pills. Put on glasses. Shit!

1/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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“Amputation complete!” “Um…Doctor…wrong leg.”

1/15/2009
—Pete Berg
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Morning after pill. One morning late.

1/12/2009
—Mike Citera
4 Comments

Letter to Hell: she misspelled “Santa.”

1/10/2009
—Pete Berg
11 Comments

Fear! Panic! Discovery: just a mouse.

1/10/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
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Oh, that? It’s nothing. Not contagious.

1/9/2009
—Augusten Burroughs
Source - 4 Comments

“Forgive me!” “What for?” “Never mind.”

1/8/2009
—John Updike
Source - 8 Comments

“The Earth? We ate it yesterday.”

1/7/2009
—Yann Martel
Source - 16 Comments

Bob’s last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.

1/6/2009
—Elmore Leonard
Source - 8 Comments

We kissed. She melted. Mop please!

1/6/2009
—James Patrick Kelly
Source - 16 Comments

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.

1/4/2009
—Richard Powers
Source - 13 Comments

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.

12/30/2008
—Margaret Atwood
Source - 22 Comments

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?

12/29/2008
—Eileen Gunn
Source - 15 Comments