Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Played the word Scrabble; Irony disappointing.

1/17/2009
—Mike Citera
7 Comments

He married a foreigner for simplicity.

1/16/2009
—Paul
4 Comments

Swallowed pills. Put on glasses. Shit!

1/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

One bullet. Two enemies. Above: chandelier.

1/14/2009
—Sean Brogan
7 Comments

She found God, but lost herself.

1/13/2009
—Chris Jones
9 Comments

Blind man trips. Holding my laughter.

1/13/2009
—Matt Portman
6 Comments

Morning after pill. One morning late.

1/12/2009
—Mike Citera
4 Comments

Decapitation momentarily postponed whilst executioners deliberate.

1/11/2009
—Sean Brogan
3 Comments

Nessie discovered. Bigfoot jealous. Press Conference!

1/10/2009
—Nate Brown
12 Comments

Children catch fireflies; death in jars.

1/9/2009
—Jim Cartwright
10 Comments

I went clubbing. Softest coat ever.

1/9/2009
—Sean Brogan
27 Comments