We kissed. She melted. Mop please!

1/6/2009
—James Patrick Kelly
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Purse found. “No notes,” she said.

1/6/2009
—Andrew O'Hagan
Source - 5 Comments

He sued. She sued. Both lost.

1/5/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger

[alternate ending: Kid lost.]

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Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.

1/4/2009
—Richard Powers
Source - 13 Comments

Dad called: DNA back: he isn’t.

1/4/2009
—Helen Fielding
Source - 12 Comments

He woke. Sighed. Drank. Drove. Killed.

12/31/2008
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 6 Comments

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.

12/30/2008
—Joss Whedon
Source - 22 Comments

Free to good home: Extraneous coffin.

12/30/2008
—Barbara Trapido
Source - 5 Comments

They awaited sunrise. It never came.

12/30/2008
—AS Byatt
Source - 122 Comments

Juicy offer. Must decline. Still paralyzed.

12/30/2008
—Richard Ford
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See that shadow? (It’s not yours.)

12/30/2008
—Jim Crace
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“It can’t be. I’m a virgin.”

12/30/2008
—Kate Atkinson
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“Samaritans.” “I’m listening.” “Hello?” “Hel…” “Samaritans…”

12/30/2008
—Michel Faber

(Samaritans is a charity aimed at providing emotional support to anyone in distress or at risk of suicide throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland.)

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From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.

12/30/2008
—Gregory Maguire
Source - 14 Comments

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.

12/30/2008
—Margaret Atwood
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