Children catch fireflies; death in jars.

1/9/2009
—Jim Cartwright
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Megan’s baby: John’s surname, Jim’s eyes.

1/9/2009
—Simon Armitage
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I went clubbing. Softest coat ever.

1/9/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Russian Roulette…five clicks… “Your turn.”

1/9/2009
—Pete Berg
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Oh, that? It’s nothing. Not contagious.

1/9/2009
—Augusten Burroughs
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“You? Her? No dice, fat boy.”

1/8/2009
—Pinckney Benedict
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Satan—Jehovah—fifteen rounds. A draw.

1/8/2009
—Norman Mailer
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“Forgive me!” “What for?” “Never mind.”

1/8/2009
—John Updike
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Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively.

1/7/2009
—Pete Anderson
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He read his obituary with confusion.

1/7/2009
—Steven Meretzky
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Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time

1/7/2009
—Alan Moore
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“The Earth? We ate it yesterday.”

1/7/2009
—Yann Martel
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Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht.

1/6/2009
—Margaret Atwood
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Bob’s last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.

1/6/2009
—Elmore Leonard
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The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.

1/6/2009
—Orson Scott Card
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