Painfully, he changed “is” to “was.”

5/5/2014
—Icantusemyimgurname
Source - 5 Comments

Born a twin; Graduated only child.

4/28/2014
—kconz21
Source - 5 Comments

We’re lying in bed. She’s lying.

4/24/2014
—seloc
Source - 3 Comments

“Total media blackout,” agreed the President.

4/23/2014
—HumblerMumbler
Source - No Comments

BREAKING: Simulated beings realize they’re simulated.

3/18/2014
—The_Psuedonymouse
Source - 1 Comment

“Joining the President is his husband…”

3/13/2014
—whitebait86
Source - 7 Comments

Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.

3/11/2014
—POTATOCATS
Source - 10 Comments

Dot in the sky. Dead pixel.

3/11/2014
—giantmonkey2
Source - 5 Comments

“Wrong number,” says a familiar voice.

3/4/2014
—bailiff
Source - 4 Comments

“You’re not a good artist, Adolf.”

2/28/2014
—myoldaccntwasdeleted
Source - 15 Comments

Torched the haystack. Found the needle.

2/27/2014
—Newtonswig
Source - 4 Comments

Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.

2/26/2014
—Independent
Source - 9 Comments

“Male?” “It’s an older driver’s license.”

2/24/2014
—CraboTheBusmaster
Source - 7 Comments

Paramedics finished her text, “…love you.”

2/21/2014
—Craftisto
Source - 13 Comments

T.H.C., L.S.D., D.U.I., C.P.R., D.O.A., R.I.P

2/20/2014
—theporkfork
Source - 5 Comments